Melvin Morrow is a guy who’s wearing a chainmail bikini. This is because he’s now trapped in the body of the barbarian warrior maiden he created before he thought about things like sensible armor or ogling eyes.Him and his friends find out the hard way the game they play is a real, breathing world when they become stuck in it. The mages here import game players like Melvin via the Rift Pendulum to do their dirty work. Why? Because that dirty work is deadly and dangerous and no one’s more suicidal than a gamer looking to level up.Melvin’s best friend Jason isn’t even human and, thanks to this dangerous world and its axe-wielding inhabitants, quickly becomes not even an archer. His other friend Rich is 15 going on 50 now that he’s in an old mage’s body complete with untameable gray beard. Melvin’s brother Mike looks like a chupacbra and he’s really pissed about that.The road back home is at the end of a suicidal quest. Enter for a chance to win a copy of the action adventure where The Wizard of Oz meets The Goonies at the crash site of a derailed RPG!